The Straight Tip [poem advertisements, 30 October 1908]

[Editor: Two poetical advertisements from the The Alexandra and Yea Standard, 1908.]

The Straight Tip.
If you want to dream the winner
Of the Caulfield or the Cup,
Be reckless with your dinner,
Also careless how you sup.
But for indigestion chronic,
With its train of lesser ills.
The tip is Laxo-Tonic,
Perfect pick-me-up of Pills.

Laxo-Tonic Pills. 10 1/2 and 1s 6d — For sale by C. J. Christie, Universal Provider.



A stewardess looked with dismay
On passengers ill every day;
Said she, “This looks chronic,
I’ll give Laxo-Tonic.”
Soon all were on deck bright and gay

Laxo-Tonic Pills. 10 1/2 and 1s 6d — For sale by C. J. Christie, Universal Provider



Source:
The Alexandra and Yea Standard and Yarck, Gobur, Thornton and Acheron Express (Alexandra, Vic.), Friday 30 October 1908, page 3 [both advertisements were on the same page on the same day]

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