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When the Pigs Fly [song, 3 July 1880]

12 May 2012 · Leave a Comment

[Editor: A song of humourous intent, directed against the idea of women being given the right to vote. Published in The Maitland Mercury and Hunter River General Advertiser, 3 July 1880.]

When the Pigs Fly

Some folks they want cremation, and are very much perplexed
Became they say, they’d rather burn in this world than the next;
They’re bound to make a ’ash of it if they cremation try.
They’ll settle this burning question when the pigs begin to fly.

We hear a lot of women’s wrongs and also women’s rights;
They want to wear the breeches, do the old and ugly frights;
The rights they need are marriage rites, for home rule they should try;
We’ll send old maids to Parliament when the pigs begin to fly.

Chorus.

When the pigs begin to fly, pork will then be very high;
Though they are the most unlikely birds that ever flew in the sky,
I see no reason why they never should have a try.
Old spinsters will be ministers when the pigs begin to fly.



Source:
The Maitland Mercury and Hunter River General Advertiser (NSW), Saturday 3 July 1880, 4th page of the supplement “Second Sheet of the Maitland Mercury”

Filed Under: songs Tagged With: song, SourceTrove, women's suffrage, year1880

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